Screw this

I will not be reviewing any shit now. 

I will rant. I will use 'tis as my personal rage diary. 

And I will start.

Fucking bugs in Fable 2. Just seriously fucking bugs. And just good job for the map. Maybe make it a bit smaller? No kidding, if there's a map, I want it to be full-screen accessible. Or give us a scrollable map, so you can even know where you are. At least in Fable 1 you could know the relative distance and location of the regions and towns, now you can guess by the way you go and the assumptious loading screen depicting a small unscribed part of the map, hell yeah.

Orientation, please? Oh, we have the great path of light. Good job taking a nearly auto-walk, auto-progress system and then consiquently removing any hints for getting around WITHOUT a fucking light shining out of your ass or penis. Turning it off, getting a bounty/assassination/slaves job/quest, travel to location. Then wander aimlessly around, hell yeah.

Maybe this way they get the players to explore by themselves in erraneous matter? Not that exploration isn't fun and atmospheric, I just want to find myself around Albion without a ray of light shooting around me.

Also, fuck everything, I gonna play Dark Messiah again. Classic game.