Screw this

I will not be reviewing any shit now. 

I will rant. I will use 'tis as my personal rage diary. 

And I will start.

Fucking bugs in Fable 2. Just seriously fucking bugs. And just good job for the map. Maybe make it a bit smaller? No kidding, if there's a map, I want it to be full-screen accessible. Or give us a scrollable map, so you can even know where you are. At least in Fable 1 you could know the relative distance and location of the regions and towns, now you can guess by the way you go and the assumptious loading screen depicting a small unscribed part of the map, hell yeah.

Orientation, please? Oh, we have the great path of light. Good job taking a nearly auto-walk, auto-progress system and then consiquently removing any hints for getting around WITHOUT a fucking light shining out of your ass or penis. Turning it off, getting a bounty/assassination/slaves job/quest, travel to location. Then wander aimlessly around, hell yeah.

Maybe this way they get the players to explore by themselves in erraneous matter? Not that exploration isn't fun and atmospheric, I just want to find myself around Albion without a ray of light shooting around me.

Also, fuck everything, I gonna play Dark Messiah again. Classic game.

Available consoles and handhelds that may offer games for a possible review

Consoles I own. 

- Super Nintendo Entertainment System
- Nintendo Gameboy
- Nintendo Gameboy Color
- Nintendo 64
- Sony Playstation
- Nintendo Gamecube
- Nintendo Gameboy Advance
- Nintendo DS
- Nintendo DS lite
- Microsoft xBox 360

And obviously, a Personal Computer. Don't ask for games on consoles or handhelds not available on these. Do not, I rinse and repeat, do not.

Oh, hey, wait. I am talking to myself again. Silly me.

Games to review

As of my decision of late, the following games are prone to be reviewed by me. The quality of such is still undetermined and will probably suck as hell in the beginning.

I beg to differ, it already sucks.

On to the games list:

- Golden Sun
- Golden Sun: The Lost Age

As to celebrate the soon to be out Golden Sun: Dark Dawn, which is already out in Japan, though, I have replayed the prequels - and still am for TLA - and also for myself only, that is.

- Fable: The Lost Chapters
- Fable 2

As to celebrate my maybe getting Fable 3, I... not really. I got Fable 2 this week and thus it is a certified candidate for being reviewed. Also it gave me the reason to replay Fable 1 and to consider buying Fable 3. Also, again... "THE LOST", at least I haven't LOST THE GAME, wait, what?

- Call of Duty: Black Ops

As to celebrate... nothing. Plain ol' CoD.

- Bloodline Champions

As to celebrate the soon to come Open Beta! But, oh well, I guess there's no need for a review of game that is still in Closed Beta, my bad. A preview, though, may be at hand.

Just a note for future references: all games, unless specified specifically, are judged under solo-play only. That is: Campaign, eventual New Game+ and/or challenges and/or post-game play.
MMOs obviously are specified specifically by themselves and don't need further specification.

This site now serves as my personal ranting and game review construction planing

So, as I don't have any active followers - how could I have even? - this is just a note to myself, so to speak.

I will start reviewing games I am currently playing or have recently played to fall back and maybe show to others. 

Maybe then, I could have some followers. But for that I would have to advertise this site, oh well!

Recommended

1) Mass Effect 2

2) Borderlands

Blog of the me!

Dieser Blog ist:

a) ein Platzhalter.

b) noch zu vervollständigen.

c) nicht im Ansatz eines Blogs würdig.

d) mir.